Beth I was having a giggle as I read this. You see I recently bought myself a BRAND NEW car. Well I ordered it in July last year BUT the wait times on new cars here in Australia are crazy.
We went to test a couple of cars. We got the various price points. I knew EXACTLY what I wanted & weighed up all the pros & cons. Surprise, surprise we went home & I talked myself steadily through the options and the top of the range option won out - she has an all leather interior, Bose sound system, sunroof, full surround external cameras, heated seats etc etc etc
She is wonderful. She is red. Her name is Rita.
Rita also talks & sings to me as I drive. She lights up, she beeps, she messages me, she highlights speed limit changes, she can cleverly convert my voice into a text message AND send it, she can call people by a voice command. Her assets are many.
If I move there is a sound that emanates from her.
I am in deep deep fear of the day something goes wrong. Rita is likely to illicit a similarly eye watering invoice in the future too.
I did NOT factor that in to ANY of my mathematical genius which, to be completely honest with you, was guided predominantly by “I want leather seats that heat up”......
My man, an avid car buff, has smiled at me & has not deigned to advise me of any of the “I told you so” type statements.
He is wise. Very wise. I will keep him and if anything goes wrong with Rita then he will be on hand to take her to the garage and see that she gets sorted out.
Beth I was having a giggle as I read this. You see I recently bought myself a BRAND NEW car. Well I ordered it in July last year BUT the wait times on new cars here in Australia are crazy.
We went to test a couple of cars. We got the various price points. I knew EXACTLY what I wanted & weighed up all the pros & cons. Surprise, surprise we went home & I talked myself steadily through the options and the top of the range option won out - she has an all leather interior, Bose sound system, sunroof, full surround external cameras, heated seats etc etc etc
She is wonderful. She is red. Her name is Rita.
Rita also talks & sings to me as I drive. She lights up, she beeps, she messages me, she highlights speed limit changes, she can cleverly convert my voice into a text message AND send it, she can call people by a voice command. Her assets are many.
If I move there is a sound that emanates from her.
I am in deep deep fear of the day something goes wrong. Rita is likely to illicit a similarly eye watering invoice in the future too.
I did NOT factor that in to ANY of my mathematical genius which, to be completely honest with you, was guided predominantly by “I want leather seats that heat up”......
My man, an avid car buff, has smiled at me & has not deigned to advise me of any of the “I told you so” type statements.
He is wise. Very wise. I will keep him and if anything goes wrong with Rita then he will be on hand to take her to the garage and see that she gets sorted out.
I am also wise , I think!